dekutree:
i once killed a joke with my bare hands
(via veggietalesyaoi)
nevvzealand:
you were born naked????? wow slut
(via awkwardvagina)
theyellowbrickroad:
why doesnt obama ever text me….
(via jesuschristvevo)
litttlewhiskeygirl:
This was the best moment of my childhood.
(via 314eater)
actionfighter:
“it’s my time of the month,” i explain to my swimming instructor right before i turn into a werewolf
(Source: a-spider, via 314eater)
(Source: gfgifs, via lolzpicx)
elfi3:
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
(via dead-on-the-dancefloor)
